A Modest Proposal

A Modest Proposal
by Jonathan Swift (1729)

His solution for the Irish famine....

I shall now therefore humbly propose my own thoughts, which I
hope will not be liable to the least objection.

I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance
in London, that a young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year
old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether
stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it
will equally serve in a fricasie, or a ragoust.

I do therefore humbly offer it to publick consideration, that of
the hundred and twenty thousand children, already computed,
twenty thousand may be reserved for breed, whereof only one
fourth part to be males; which is more than we allow to sheep,
black cattle, or swine, and my reason is, that these children are
seldom the fruits of marriage, a circumstance not much regarded
by our savages, therefore, one male will be sufficient to serve
four females. That the remaining hundred thousand may, at a year
old, be offered in sale to the persons of quality and fortune,
through the kingdom, always advising the mother to let them suck
plentifully in the last month, so as to render them plump, and
fat for a good table. A child will make two dishes at an
entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the
fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned
with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the
fourth day, especially in winter.

From today's Bayly Blog:

(But) today, when English professors teach "A Modest Proposal," they often find it hard to make students realize Swift was joking. (Actual response: “Well, I don't completely agree with him, but he does make some really good points.”) Harvesting embryonic children for their stem cells is little different from Swift’s proposal to harvest just-born children for food. But whereas Swift’s audience pulled back in revulsion, much of the American public thinks this is a swell idea.