"Sihn" Paris Hilton's Petition

"My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn it. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!"

Got that quote off of Paris Hilton's My Space. She wants everyone to "sihn" a petition to have Gov. Arnold pardon her!

Let's see, Paris, you are caught driving drunk and have your license suspended.

Then, you are caught speeding while driving with your license suspended.

The officer gives you a "pass" when you tell him your publicist told you your license wasn't suspended.

A few weeks later you take off in your car and speed while driving in the dark with your lights off.

You are caught, have to go to court, and show up 10 minutes late.

The judge sentences you to 45 days in jail and you want people to "sihn" a petition to have the Governor pardon you.

Good luck.