The Greenest Show on Earth

Those wacky Democrats are at it again as they prepare for the big convention this summer.

15,000 fanny packs made of organic cotton by union members in the US of A....Check

Biodegradable balloons....Check

Hire Official Carbon Adviser....Check

900 Waste Monitors to make sure all garbage is put in the proper container....Check

Green, organic cotton, made in the US of A by union member T-shirts for waste monitors....Check

Color co-ordinated non-fried food....Check

Compostable utensils....Check

One good thing about the convention is that the Democrats in Congress won't be available to regulate the law of supply and demand that they have been working so hard on this week.

I'll leave you with a Mark Twain quote:

The lightning there is peculiar; it is so convincing, that when it strikes a thing it doesn't leave enough of that thing behind for you to tell whether--Well, you'd think it was something valuable, and a Congressman had been there.
- Mark Twain's Speeches, "The Weather"